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Spy Next Door, The

Generally unfavorable reviews
Based on 21 critic reviews
How did we calculate this?
Based on 7 votes
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Movie Info
Genre(s): Action | Comedy | Family/Kids
Written by:
Jonathan Bernstein
Jim Greer
Directed by: Brian Levant
Release Date:
Theatrical: January 15, 2010
Running Time: 92 minutes, Color
Origin: USA
Summary
RATING: PG for sequences of action violence and some mild rude humor
Starring Jackie Chan, Madeline Carroll, Alina Foley, George Lopez, Billy Ray Cyrus, Amber Valletta, and Katherine Boecher
When Gillian suddenly has to leave town, Bob volunteers to babysit the children so he can earn their approval. But when one of the kids mistakenly downloads a top-secret formula from his computer, Bob’s archenemy, a Russian terrorist, moves in for the attack, forcing Bob to juggle the roles of spy and prospective stepfather in the most challenging mission of his career! (Lionsgate)
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What The Critics Said
All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...
Philadelphia Inquirer Carrie Rickey
The plot may be forgettable, but the execution is frantic and funny. The Spy Next Door is a movie that will bring smiles to kids - and their grandparents.
Read Full Review >The Hollywood Reporter Daniel Eagan
Most of The Spy Next Door is pretty tired stuff from "Pacifier"-style slapstick to comic relief delivered by, of all people, erstwhile country star Billy Ray Cyrus.
Read Full Review >Salon.com Stephanie Zacharek
There's nothing wrong with Chan's making a silly comedy for kids. But he's got more in him than grinning, nodding and falling down a lot. All he needs is a filmmaker who's ready to let him to make that leap.
Read Full Review >The Onion (A.V. Club) Scott Tobias
Chan’s anything-goes affability keeps the film from scraping bottom.
Read Full Review >The New York Times A.O. Scott
The outtakes are not all that great but still better than anything else in the movie.
Read Full Review >Village Voice Melissa Anderson
Immediately forgettable family entertainment, suitable for release only in the dung-heap month of January.
Read Full Review >Variety Lael Loewenstein
Chan struggles gamely to charm, but the picture's cartoonish jokes and misfired gags are likely to elicit more eye rolls than laughs.
Read Full Review >Boxoffice Magazine Wade Major
While it never quite rises above the problems inherent in the material, The Spy Next Door does shine in those moments when Jackie and his stunt crew are permitted to do what they do best.
Read Full Review >Boston Globe Ty Burr
The film’s so formulaic your 6-year-old will be ticking off the plot points as they lope by.
Read Full Review >Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert
Everybody knew to wait for the outtakes during the closing credits, because you'd see him miss a fire escape or land wrong in the truck going under the bridge. Now the outtakes involve his use of the English language.
Read Full Review >USA Today Claudia Puig
Chan has more chemistry with the kids than with Valletta, but the story is so insipid that it's likely to only sadden fans of the martial-arts icon and offer little enjoyment to its young audience.
Read Full Review >Chicago Tribune Michael Phillips
This is “True Lies” without the striptease or the Arab-maiming.
Read Full Review >Chicago Reader Andrea Gronvall
In middle age Jackie Chan can't keep coasting on boyish charm, as evidenced by this dreadful family comedy that does him no favors with its opening title sequence.
Read Full Review >Time Richard Corliss
That imperishable affability, that eagerness to please his Hollywood bosses, allows Chan to elude many of the indignities thrown his way in The Spy Next Door. It may also be the reason he says yes to a junky movie like this.
Read Full Review >Orlando Sentinel Roger Moore
Limp and lifeless, this Next Door neighbor should be evicted to DVD.
Read Full Review >New York Post Kyle Smith
The makers of The Spy Next Door should give 50 percent of their profits to James Cameron for ripping off "True Lies." Let's see, what's 50 percent of nothing?
Read Full Review >The Globe and Mail (Toronto) Jennie Punter
Chan's comedic gifts and still-nimble moves are wasted in a string of unimaginative household calamities and practical jokes.
Read Full Review >San Francisco Chronicle Amy Biancolli
A mostly inoffensive nothing of a film with one or two mild chuckles and lots of chop-socky commotion.
Read Full Review >New York Daily News Elizabeth Weitzman
The movie even has the nerve to start with a montage of moments from his better films, a bad idea that sets off an escalating tumble downhill.
Read Full Review >Time Out New York Joshua Rothkopf
The little action here will disappoint fans; it’s way too choppy.
Read Full Review >Austin Chronicle Marc Savlov
Nobody of Chan's legendary stature should ever have to play second banana to George Lopez, and certainly not in a film that was already made five years ago with Vin Diesel (see: The Pacifier).
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this movie is 7.2 (out of 10) based on 7 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
Sam K. gave it an8:
Another good movie from Chan. I love Chan's movies and love to watch it again and again.
Rusty S gave it a10:
This movie had a lot of potential. And it lived up to it. Great job!
Eggy G. gave it a7:
Really silly & mindless plot...but surprisingly entertaining. It's like reading a funny comic book. Perfect popcorn movie for whole family.
minh gave it a10:
I do not know what's wrong with you critics. You critics are boring. The movie is very enjoyable, funny and the plot is predictable but so what? It was made to make you laugh, to forget your stressful day and in that sense the movie succeeds in every way. Oh don't lie i bet you all laughed your a** off watching it. Probably the job of criticism is too stressful that you can't enjoy a lighthearted movie. Take off your mask! Jackie Chan is awesome, the youngest kid (Alina Foley) is too adorable.
Chad S. gave it a5:
Bob(Jackie Chan) and Jillian(Amber Valetta) are an item, lovers, to the utter dismay of the divorced woman's children, who complain that their neighbor is "boring", a "geek". To them, the mother could do a lot better, since this suburban mom is a total milf, and obviously, "so far above [Bob]." Conspicuous in its absence, as the kids read Jillian the riot act concerning her latest beau, is any mention of Bob's ethnicity. Since they don't address the very pertinent fact about this bespectacled man being Chinese, the moviegoer is left to interpret their bias against Bob as either being racially-motivated or not, since the "The Spy Next Door" is too innocuous to acknowledge this rupture in the film text. "The Spy Next Door" treats Bob's Chinese heritage like a secret identity, like Clark Kent keeping Superman under wraps until the time is right to tell Lois Lane. Chan, sporting black horn-rimmed glasses, in fact, resembles Kent, and quite pointedly, during a dinner scene with Jillian, takes them off when he attempts to tell her about his secret life as a spy. Also, this moment doubles as a reflexive move for the moviegoer, because it alludes to Chan's past glory as an action hero(practically a superhero of sorts to his fellow countrymen), a persona that eventually emerges from the trappings of this domestic comedy. It's no accident that Bob reveals himself at a Chinese restaurant, in which Jillian's kids are explicitly confronted by his true identity as a spy, and minority. Earlier in the film, they go through Bob's personal belongings at his home, but find nothing that addresses his otherness. The DVDs, the clothes, the overall decor of Bob's lair, confirm his "boring"-ness, and the post-colonial construct of the screenplay is preserved, for the time being. As a romantic lead, Chan does nothing more than trade chaste kisses and a brotherly hug with Valetta, which has the effect of making Bob seem vaguely asexual. Jillian's actions, are like the children's actions, which seem to be quietly dictated by Bob's nationality. The kids can't hate him because he's Chinese, and also, Jillian can't really kiss Bob for the very same reason.
